Hydrogen for President | Page 48

[Oxygen throws his hands up in confusion.]
Oxygen: Still, how’d you manage to convince all the lanthanides?
Hydrogen: Well, it turns out they hate living in the basement…

[Close-up of Hydrogen in front of a yellow starburst. She points directly at the viewer.]
Hydrogen: So I promised to rebuild the dorms like this!

[Hydrogen gestures at a diagram of the wide periodic table, which looks like the standard periodic table except that the f-block—the basement—has been moved up between the s- and d-blocks.]

Oxygen: That design is way too wide.
Hydrogen: Well you come up with something better