Hydrogen for President | Page 49

[Oxygen and Hydrogen stand in front of an abstract background.]
Oxygen: …So are you actually gonna do it?
Hydrogen: Do what?

[Oxygen leans towards Hydrogen, arms outspread.]
Oxygen: Rebuild the dorms so the lanthanides don’t live in the basement anymore!
[Hydrogen leans back, raising both hands in a “stop” gesture.]
Hydrogen: Oh no no no! That’d be completely unrealistic!
Hydrogen: I just said it to make them vote for me.

[Hydrogen walks off-panel, whistling. Carbon, Nitrogen, and Oxygen are left standing in front of the cork board. Oxygen stares blankly.]

Nitrogen: Long live her cosmic majesty.