Hydrogen for President | Page 20

[Chlorine has billowing blond hair, pale skin, green eyes, and broad shoulders. She wears a loose white top and green pants. Fluorine has short blond hair, light skin, and hazel eyes. She wears a white crop top and yellow miniskirt. Chlorine and Fluorine stand in front of the school pool. Hydrogen runs up to them.]
Hydrogen: Chlorine! Fluorine! Will you vote for me to be student council president?
Chlorine: You, shorty?

[Chlorine and Fluorine look down on Hydrogen condescendingly.]
Chlorine: Like, no offence, but you sooooo don’t look the leader type.
Chlorine: If I were you, I would, like, drop outta the race.
Fluorine: For sure.
Fluorine: Like, it’d be totally embarrassing if you didn’t get a single vote.

[Hydrogen storms away.]
Hydrogen (thinking): Electro-negative