Carbon Copies | Page 4

(Diamond stands in front of a background patterned with the chemical structure of diamond.)
Diamond: Aaa-nyway, as you’ve probably guessed, I’m Diamond.

(Diamond poses as if on the runway.)
Diamond: I love jewelry and fashion design! I got style, and everyone knows it!

Diamond: Meanwhile, Graphite’s clothes are so passé, archaeologists have to carbon-date them.

Carbon (from headspace): She’s pretty abrasive.
(Diamond gestures to the skirt she’s wearing.)
Diamond: Seriously, Ötzi the Iceman had better dress sense.