Hydrogen for President | Page 32

Oxygen: What’s wrong with being small?
Hydrogen: No one takes me seriously, and no one’s gonna vote for me!

Oxygen: That’s not true! I know someone who’s gonna vote for you!
[Hydrogen perks up.]
Hydrogen (shouting): Really? Who?

Oxygen: You!

[Hydrogen goes back to holding her head in her hands.]
Hydrogen: Oxygen, you’re not helping.
Oxygen: Unless you wanna vote for me instead? I’d really appreciate that y’know! I mean you don’t have to do it but…
[Oxygen rambles on.]