Hydrogen for President | Page 22

[Oxygen and Hydrogen stand at two podiums onstage, in front of a red curtain. Hydrogen’s podium is off-panel.]
Oxygen: You’ll be giving your speech soon, Hydro.
Hydrogen: Mhm.

Oxygen: Can I get you anything?
Oxygen: A glass of water…a jacket…your notes…
Hydrogen: I’m fine.

Oxygen: …a step stool…
Hydrogen: I’m fine.

[The camera zooms back to reveal that Hydrogen is speaking from behind the podium, too short to be seen.]
Oxygen: …maybe two step stools…
Hydrogen: I said I’m fine