Hydrogen for President | Page 21

[Hydrogen approaches two fancy-looking students in the school lounge.]
Hydrogen: Platinum! Gold! Will you vote for me to be president?
[Platinum sticks her nose up in the air.]
Platinum: And why would we do that?

[Platinum and Gold lean in as Hydrogen whispers something in their ears.]
Hydrogen: Because if you did, I’d psst psst psst

[Platinum and Gold crack twin smiles.]
Platinum, Gold: heh heh

Platinum, Gold (off-panel): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Hydrogen walks away, defeated.]
Hydrogen (thinking): Bribes don’t work on rich people