Hydrogen for President | Page 20

[Hydrogen approaches two mean-looking girls at the pool.]
Hydrogen: Chlorine! Fluorine! Will you vote for me to be student council president?
Chlorine: You, shorty?

[Chlorine and Fluorine look down on Hydrogen condescendingly.]
Chlorine: Like, no offence, but you sooooo don’t look the leader type.
If I were you, I would, like, drop outta the race.
Fluorine: For sure.
Like, it’d be totally embarrassing if you didn’t get a single vote.

[Hydrogen storms away.]
Hydrogen (thinking): Electro-negative