Hydrogen for President | Page 14

[Hydrogen and Oxygen sit at a table in the cafeteria. Hydrogen holds a sheet of paper—Oxygen’s campaign platform.]
Hydrogen: Oxygen, your campaign platform is completely unrealistic!
Oxygen: No it’s not!

[Hydrogen reads off the sheet of paper.]
Hydrogen: A 3-hour school day?
Oxygen: Shorter periods are less stressful!
Hydrogen: A field trip to Six Quarks?
Oxygen: Rollercoasters are a great lesson in physics!

Hydrogen: A skylight in every dorm?!
Oxygen: Wouldn’t that be so cool?

Hydrogen: Most dorms aren’t even on the top floor!
Oxygen: So we’ll have to do a little restructuring!