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[Diamond puts a hand to her chest in a dignified manner.]
Diamond: I’m Diamond.
You might know me as the owner of the handmade jewelry business Diamond’s Diamonds.

[Diamond spreads her arms wide as if she’s onstage.]
Diamond: I’m an allotrope with style.
Everybody knows that.

Diamond: Meanwhile, Graphite’s clothes are so passé, archaeologists have to carbon-date them.

[Diamond pinches the skirt she’s wearing and holds it away from her like it’s a piece of garbage.]
Diamond: Ötzi the Iceman had better dress sense.
Graphite (from headspace): She can be abrasive.