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Hydrogen for President | Page 31
Publish date:
2022-05-23
Featured characters:
Hydrogen, Oxygen
[Hydrogen and Oxygen sit at a table. Hydrogen rests her head in her hands.]
Hydrogen: Oxygen, why am I so small?
Oxygen: ‘Cause you only have one proton?
[Hydrogen looks up at Oxygen.]
Hydrogen: But why do I only have one proton?
Oxygen: ‘Cause your atomic number is one?
[Hydrogen is visibly annoyed.]
Hydrogen: But why is my atomic number one?
Oxygen: ‘Cause you only have one proton?
[Hydrogen drops her head back into her hands.]
Hydrogen: <Bleep> you.
Oxygen: Maybe that’s why you’re not being very positive!