Hydrogen for President | Page 3
Featured characters: Hydrogen, Oxygen
Hydrogen: I might only be 1.45 metres tall…
[An arrow pointing to her reveals that she is actually 1.40 metres tall, and actually actually 0.000000000106 metres tall.]
[The background is replaced by a blazing sun.]
Hydrogen: But height has nothing to do with power! So you better take me seriously!
Hydrogen: Besides, I’m actually older than Carbon, and Nitrogen, and Oxygen, and all the other elements!
Oxygen: Then why’d they give you a kids’ menu the last time we—
Hydrogen: WOULD YOU JUST