Hydrogen for President comic page 26

Hydrogen for President | Page 26

Publish date: 2022-04-18
Featured characters: Hydrogen, Oxygen

[Oxygen stands behind his podium, grabbing the microphone.]
Oxygen: I’m Oxygen, and if you elect me president…
Oxygen: …I’ll redesign the dormitory!

[Oxygen points to a diagram of the dormitory, which looks like the standard periodic table. Two arrows, reading “Boring” and “Cubular,” point at it.]
Oxygen: I mean, have you seen it? It’s just rows and rows of squares stacked on top of each other! Like the world’s worst comic strip! Or my first Minecraft creation!

[Three arrows with question marks highlight the uneven hole in the top of the periodic table.]
Oxygen: And what’s that big dent in the top for? Feng shui?
[Hydrogen shoots the audience a look that screams “what in the Universe is this guy talking about.”]