Yttrium
Resistance is futile.
Yttrium’s intellect is out of this world, as they’ll remind you every single day. If you don’t understand their
(obviously award-winning) science projects on superconductors, they’ll be happy to enlighten you in a vaguely
condescending manner. And if you make the mistake of asking about their hometown, prepare for a TED talk on glorious
Ytterby, chemistry’s capital, the richest source of elemental discoveries on Earth…okay, we’ll stop them there.