Sulfur
SulfurWhat do you call it when Helium farts? A NOBLE GAS!!
This curly-haired nonmetal calls himself the class clown, but his prank repertoire consists entirely of stink bombs, whoopee cushions, and stink bombs inside whoopee cushions. And his joke repertoire consists entirely of…well, things only eight-year-olds would find funny.
Nevertheless, he usually means well. Just don’t eat his cooking. They could give it as a punishment down in the netherworld.
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solid nonmetal | oxygen group
yellow substance with many stinky compounds, responsible for the smell of farts and rotten cabbage; as “brimstone,” historically associated with hell
