Ruthenium

In Soviet Russia, contract signs YOU.

Need some quick cash? Noble metal Ruthenium is more than willing to lend you a share of his riches…at a price. If you don’t read the fine print on his contracts carefully enough, soon you’ll find yourself owing him your car, your house, and one-seventh of your soul. And no, he won’t let you keep that fancy pen you signed with. Don’t bother asking.