I am preparing to apply for grad school and currently on hiatus. Thank you for your patience! — Ava
“BUY RAY-RAY’S RADIUM WATER ONLY $14.99 A BOTTLE SALE TODAY ONLY”
In a nutshell: Overzealous businessperson
Best school memory: Managing to sell a radioactive Geiger counter
Most likely to: Get sued because her products are actively dangerous