Lead

d’oh

When they were handing out smarts in the Carbon Group, Silicon must’ve taken this guy’s share, because he seems to be missing more than a few brain cells. Once he ate an entire can of white paint. Another time he somehow got his hand stuck in the bathroom plumbing. He’s the bass guitarist for the Heavy Metals because he can’t play more than one note at a time, and to top it all off, he’s slow and unathletic. The only thing he’s even remotely good at is shooter games, which he plays while eating sweets and skipping class.