Cobalt
I’m feeling blue.
Art Club President Cobalt is, at first glance, a cultivated member of creative society. A true virtuoso of
lugubrious hues, he produces beautiful paintings infused with profound meaning, which he will spell out for you in
long-winded essays. But he’ll also do things like stand in the middle of the street covered in magnets, or block the
hall with towers of carefully stacked fine china. It’s just performance art. He’s definitely not being a troll.